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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was. Get a FREE e-book by joining our mailing list today! Plus, receive recommendations and exclusive offers on all of your favorite books and authors from Simon. It's Me, Chelsea" by Chelsea Handler available from Rakuten Kobo. Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power -- vodka.

After an unpleasant experience at the restaurant, they duck out to a nearby pub, where they meet what they assume to be a former rock star.

Dim Sum and Then Some[ edit ] Chelsea and a friend retreat to a sketchy part of town in hopes of finding a massage place with openings.

They come across a small shack operated by an Asian woman, and Chelsea assumes that it's a whorehouse.

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After a few minutes of a less than satisfactory massage, Chelsea complains, and trouble ensues. Barking Up the Wrong Tree[ edit ] Chelsea and her Persian boyfriend get stuck dog sitting for their friends.

After they have sex on their friends' bed, her boyfriend lies naked watching TV and one of the friends' dogs comes up and begins licking his penis. Chelsea becomes very uneasy about it.

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They go to a party later and her Persian boyfriend holds that same dog in his arms the entire time. They break up and he is understandably upset calling her spoiled among other things. She later sees him with the same type of dog that licked his penis and a new girlfriend, and alludes to the penis licking incident and leaves happily.

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Re-Gift[ edit ] Chelsea finds herself stuck going to the birthday party of someone she barely knows, and has no choice but to re-gift a used, but hardly played, board game. Open eBook Preview.

You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world -- a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous.

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Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her Are You There, Vodka?

It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

No reviews were found. Please log in to write a review if you've read this book. Login Join. After eating it all at her apartment, and taking out her energy with cleaning, Chelsea falls asleep and wakes up exhausted.

Her friend calls and yells at her for not picking her up at the airport and Chelsea leaves to get her. On the way, she nearly drives into a group of fourteen-year-old girls, one of whom calls her a cunt.

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She gets out to yell at them for calling her this and they attack her. Chelsea meets a little person who looks and acts a lot like her and they become instant friends. Soon she learns that her friend needs her help. Chelsea gets dragged into going on vacation in Costa Rica with her father.

The entire time she keeps emailing her brothers and sisters to get them to come and help her. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. This article is about the book.

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Ratings and Book Reviews 8 45 star ratings 8 reviews. April 22, Imprint: Dim Sum and Then Some[ edit ] Chelsea and a friend retreat to a sketchy part of town in hopes of finding a massage place with openings. Chelsea decides she needs to lose weight before her birthday and signs up for a private kickboxing class. Uganda Be Kidding Me: